A Scene That Takes Place Once the Electricity Is Turned Off

The First Voice: So, once upon a time—The Second Voice: Stop it. The First Voice: What? Why? What is the matter? The Second Voice: You're doing it all wrong. The First Voice: I haven't started yet. The Second Voice: Oh yes you have. The First Voice: It is my tale. The Second Voice: I know. The First Voice: How could I possibly be wrong telling my own tale? The Second Voice: Oh, I don't know, but somehow you manage. The First Voice: You do not even know what I'm to say. The Second Voice: No, but I know you. The First Voice: ...So, once upon a time— The Second Voice: Lord, not again! The First Voice: It is my life. The Second Voice: I know. I also love you, and so I won't let you make mistakes. The First Voice: They're my mistakes. The Second Voice: Precisely. The First Voice: You know, that when someone asks for your permission, and you don't give it— The Second Voice: Yes? The First Voice: —and then they ask again, and you refuse them yet again? The Second Voice: Yes? The First Voice: They will stop asking. And later they will do it anyway. The Second Voice: I don't think I follow. The First Voice: Precisely. The Second Voice: Is that supposed to be clever? The First Voice: Well, is it? The Second Voice: You can't even finish your own tale. The First Voice: Oh but I can. The Second Voice: You can? The First Voice: Of course. 'The end.'

— Katariina Kottonen (May 12th, 2010)

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