Forever A Bone: A Lament.
A rush of blood to the head
Meaning that which is between my legs
I lie under the covers in my bed
Pitching a tent without any pegs
As I walk down the street
I always point the way
It must be really obvious
That I need a good lay
I can't seem to get rid of it
It's there for all to see
I can't even go to the bathroom
Because it's so difficult to pee
I could go to a therapist
But I can't talk to people
They're all too distracted
By my unholy steeple
I went to a priest
But he couldn't solve mine
He said he could not assist
A boy older than nine
They've all abandoned me and made me into a loner.
I suppose I should stop transforming my penis into a boner.