Horoscopes for February 25, 2008

The stars impart their weekly dose of wisdom for you lost souls.

	Aries March 21 – April 19 It’s not that your boyfriend doesn’t want to hang out with you, it’s just that he can’t believe you want to hang out with him.
	Taurus April 20 - May 20 Let’s not jump to conclusions here. Do you really think the stars would lie to you?
	Gemini May 21 - June 21 The stars want you to know that, while those pants don’t make you look fat, they do show your ass rather well.
	Cancer June 22 - July 23 With the close of Black History Month, you’re free to change your image to whatever you want. But remember, March is I Can’t Believe What That Loser Is Wearing Now History Month.
	Leo July 24 - August 22 The saying “It’s not who you are, it’s who you know” will hit close to home this week when you suspect yourself of being an idiot because you know a bunch of idiots.
	Virgo August 23 – September 22 Spring is on its way for you, Virgo, which means crawling out of that hole you’re living in to try to find a mate.
	Libra September 23 – October 23 This week you will be judged by what you say and not how yu say it; as you should be, you ignorant jerk.
	Scorpio October 24 – November 21 This week you will learn that the other half of the battle is showing up.
	Sagittarius November 22 – December 21 You will be treated to an applause of gratitude from your fellow passengers this week after you slap the person who spit their gum on the floor of the bus. A little civil obedience was indeed in order.
	Capricorn December 22 – January 19 You will go the distance this week only to turn right around when you get there because you forgot to wear your pants.
	Aquarius January 20 – February 18 Take some time to think it over this week and you will come to the conclusion that the time could have been better spent doing something else.
	Pisces February 19 – March 20 The stars are really getting sick and tired of having to make up your future for you.